Police say 51-year-Daniel Marchese was also exposing himself when they arrived to find him in his running car.
A Pennsylvania man was charged with drunk driving this week after cops say they found him half-conscious — and half-naked — behind the wheel of a car.
Police also say 51-year-old Daniel Marchese was pleasuring himself when his vehicle was found in the middle of a Pittsburgh intersection Monday afternoon.
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Marchese allegedly had his pants pulled halfway down his thighs and was wearing pink lingerie, WTAE reports.
Pittsburgh police say they also found an open bottle of whiskey and two guns in the car.
Cops also say Marchese kicked at officers and threatened them during the arrest.
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Additionally, police allege the truck Marchese was in had been stolen.
Marchese was booked in the Allegheny County Jail, where he remained Tuesday while awaiting arraignment on charges of drunken driving, indecent exposure, aggravated assault and weapons offenses.
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