Putin’s Poisoning Paranoia Prompts Replacement of 1000 Personal Staff

Vladamir Putin is reported to have grown increasingly paranoid as the war in Ukraine escalates, and is said to fear betrayal from his closest associates and staff. Last month, he replaced his entire personal staff of 1,000 people who cater to his every need. Poison has been used in several Russian assassination attempts, and as a former KGB agent, Putin knows it can be done. There is also growing speculation that he is experiencing “roid rage,” as a side effect of steroids some believe he is taking.